Latest Tweets:

When your friends come to you for advice:

“good… good, you’ve come to the right place.”

(Source: xxcoolstorybroxx, via randompinkfreak)

  • News in Britain: Stamps have gone up 14 pence
  • News in Canada: Moose on the loose downtown
  • News in America: Cannibal eats man's face
  • Britain: wat.
  • News in America: Man throws intestines at police
  • Britain: wat
  • News in America: Man eats roommate's heart and brain
  • News in Canada: Porn star murders lover and mails body parts to government headquarters.
  • Britain: Shit Canada.
  • America: You fucked up.

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“I am the Bad Wolf. I create myself. I take the words. I scatter them… in time, and space.”

“I am the Bad Wolf. I create myself. I take the words. I scatter them… in time, and space.”

(Source: le-tardis, via dyingreplicant)

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fuck-yeah-dw:

Bananas! Bananas!

fuck-yeah-dw:

Bananas! Bananas!

(via dyingreplicant)

  • Normal teenager: I lost my virginity
  • Me: I lost a follower

70books:

I love John Green. 

70books:

I love John Green. 

(via ohgoylerules)

wakingupinbakerstreet:

righttothebigboy:

sofuckingchuffed:

fuckyeahsherlockfanart:

doctorwhoab:

acciobenedictcumberbatch:

cumberbitchsandwich:

han-sulu:

yeah so 
i got distracted in driver’s ed

Who needs to learn how to drive when you can draw like THIS?
jesus fuck

wow this is amazing!

SWEET JESUS ARE YOU KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW!??!?! YOU GOT BORED!?!??! AND JUST SO HAPPENED TO CREATE THIS MASTERPIECE?
i give up.
you people are too amazing

Yeah bro, I got really bored the other day and suddenly this


if this is what you do when you’re bored you must be sherlock because hoLY FUCK THIS IS TOO PERFECT

is this real life

wakingupinbakerstreet:

righttothebigboy:

sofuckingchuffed:

fuckyeahsherlockfanart:

doctorwhoab:

acciobenedictcumberbatch:

cumberbitchsandwich:

han-sulu:

yeah so 

i got distracted in driver’s ed

Who needs to learn how to drive when you can draw like THIS?

jesus fuck

wow this is amazing!

SWEET JESUS ARE YOU KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW!??!?! YOU GOT BORED!?!??! AND JUST SO HAPPENED TO CREATE THIS MASTERPIECE?

i give up.

you people are too amazing

Yeah bro, I got really bored the other day and suddenly this

if this is what you do when you’re bored you must be sherlock because hoLY FUCK THIS IS TOO PERFECT

is this real life

hiddlestonisthegodofmischief:

Tom is:
1. Not wearing tight pants.
2. Not wearing leather garments.
3. Not sitting like a whore.
I feel like I found a fucking unicorn.

hiddlestonisthegodofmischief:

Tom is:

1. Not wearing tight pants.

2. Not wearing leather garments.

3. Not sitting like a whore.

I feel like I found a fucking unicorn.

(via ariddleinthedark)

i know what u are 

ur skin is pale white and ice cold, you don’t go out in the sunlight

say it

a blogger

(Source: rylandblackington, via wizardschess)

Facebook is now advertising Tumblr.

molly1002:

ashley-febreeze:

angrydrumfill:

alwayssmiledaydreamer:

I’m sorry but if I start getting a bunch of people I hate following me I’m literally deleting this tumblr and going super anonymous so no one will follow me lol.

ARE YOU KIDDING!? PLEASE TELL ME YOU’RE KIDDING. THAT MEANS THEIRS A CHANCE PEOPLE FROM MY CHURCH WILL SEE ALL THE SLASH. 


(Source: justyvonne, via sherlockianchild)

thescienceofjohnlock:

xxxxxx6x:

“I just want to hug my blogger and take a break.”
Good night.

Just hold

thescienceofjohnlock:

xxxxxx6x:

“I just want to hug my blogger and take a break.”

Good night.

Just hold

(via sherlockianchild)